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Boozed: Seizin' the day
18/05/04 || Lord K Philipson
Wow, I actually got a package sent to Global Domination. With a real CD in, no mp3’s, no burnt CDR’s, nope… A real fucken CD. Wonders still happen I guess. I’m right up there with Global Domination writer Chazz who gets shit sent from all kind of fucken labels. Finally!
Background story:
Some weeks ago I got a mail where this guy asked if I was interested in reviewing this album. Judging from the name of the band I explained that what we are dealing with is metal (sometimes at least), but sure; if they wanna be bashed, send away. Either that part didn’t come across all too well, or he just didn’t care, coz the CD is here now.
Boozed, huh? Feel that name people… What can it be? Black Metal? Death Metal? Thrash Metal? Nu-Metal (whatever that is)? I fucken wish. How I fucken wish. Boozed are exactly what I pictured them to be; rock’n’ roll.
AND I FUCKEN HATE ROCK’N’ROLL!
There’s just no way I can give this album a fair review. I could go on and bash the living fuck-lights out of it, simply based on the fact that I despise this kind of music, but that wouldn’t be just right (I’m such a softie today, I still feel sad for the Av’s getting eliminated in the Stanley Cup playoffs you know).
It’s all played ok and shit, the guys are all around 19 years old as they proudly state in the biography, the production suits its purpose, and the vocalist suck cock. How’s that for a review?
There’s no way I will rate this one, I’m just that nice today. If rock’n’roll is what gets yer rocks off baby, then check this out. I’m positive you’d dig this bullshit.
Myself, I’m definitely not touching this CD again, except for one last time when it’s going out of my CD-player and into my plastic bag of albums that I wish I never had.
I am Metal, fuckers.
I am Techno, fuckers.
I’m definitely NOT rock’n’roll if that means I have to dig this kind of music. And I’m fucken chuffed with that, I’m better than all of you anyways.
Rating: Mazza är ett jävla fyllo.
- Information
- Released: 2003
- Label: Kamikaze Records
- Website: www.boozed-rocks.com
- Band
- Mäk: vocals
- Poni: guitar
- Marv: guitar
- Tim: bass
- Ugge: drums
- Tracklist
- 01. You Gotta Go
- 02. All Day
- 03. Goodbye
- 04. Gun Boy
- 05. Pavement Party
- 06. Burning Down
- 07. Always Knocked Out
- 08. Real Bad Mood
- 09. Wash It Away
- 10. Drunk’n’Dangerous
- 11. Outro
